đźš› Bath Man & Van | Removals by People who know way more than you
We’re the crew that snobby know-it-alls dare to underestimate
Some think we’re just “the help” and obviously a significantly lower level of intelligence
Some act surprised I/we’re not all tattooed Eastern European Caucasians (love Belgrade!!) but I’m mixed-race , degree-qualified, with 16 years experience of this brutality
8 GCSE’s , 1 A/O level , 3 -A levels, Certificate in Financial Planning, BTEC Electronic & Electrical Engineering , Degree in Law …. LLB , cycling proficiency , knitting ….
Some assume removals are done by headless chumps with no brains, just boxes and biceps.
Cute. Keep underestimating us—we’ll keep running rings around your assumptions
Your advice is more than welcome , but we’re in charge and our customers have usually moved no more than a suitcase on wheels or an empty shoe box !!
📦 We handle more than your furniture.
âś… 16+ years of hands-on experience plus strategic know-how
✅ We deal with heavy lifting and heavy ignorance—gracefully
✅ We’re calm under pressure, sharp with planning, and fluent in sarcasm
You book us to move stuff. We move it, You end up learning who really knows how things work.
And just don’t ever speak down to me !!!
And “you’re going to be careful?”—only repeated every five minutes like a broken malfunctioning robot
Of course we’re careful - any other silly advice / questions ?? Goods in Transit / Public Liability / millions of blankets and straps / ties
The transformation with twits is fab - from “can I trust these blokes?” to “best in the business” and recommended to all your friends !!
Dave 07501 790 455